If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Magnet

Got a dark sense of humor and a bite to match? This “If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List” design is perfect for those who love sarcastic, slightly unhinged comedy. Whether you're just done with people or want to make someone laugh (or nervously back away), this edgy and hilarious quote shirt makes a bold statement. Great for introverts, grumps, or anyone with chaotic energy and a love for twisted humor.

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