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Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison Fathers Day Vintage Shorts

$24.08

Color: Military Green

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Celebrate Dad’s legendary snack-stealing habits with this “Dad Tax – Making Sure It’s Not Poison” Skeleton T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-inspired design of a smiling skeleton dad in a cap and American-style sunglasses, sipping soda and holding fries, this tee brings humor and vintage flair in one iconic look. A must-have for funny dads, Father’s Day gifts, grilling dads, vintage t-shirt lovers, or any dad who loves fries, soda, and sarcastic dad jokes. Designed with vibrant 70s color tones, groovy fonts, and nostalgic style. Whether it's barbecues, camping, or everyday wear, this dad shirt makes sure everyone knows who gets the first bite!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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